It's funny because it's true
Just now I saw this headline in the New York Times: "Cheney Unhurt After Bombing in Afghanistan." Yes, sure, okay, in this case, Cheney was actually more or less on site for the bombing in question, but my immediate thought was "Boy, isn't that always the way?" I'd like to see more war reporting like this, pages full of:
Bush Not Harmed a Whit by Ramadi Bombardment
Rice Unscathed After Bombing at Iraqi Ministry
Saudi Attack Results in No Injuries for Alberto Gonzales
Bomb at Mosque Kills 36; Karl Rove in Pink of Health
Accurate and incisive!
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